Dear Taylor

I know, it's been forever since I've written, it's just been so dang c-razy round here.  And I know, I know, I totally missed the world tour... again.  I swear one day I will go, so you better keep dating loads of people so you can have all the new material you need.  Speaking of which, can you please, please, please really be dating Tebow, I know they said your meeting was all business--but come on, you guys make such a stinking cute couple as opposed to all the other wonderful men you've dated.  

 

see ^ look how precious you guys are.  

Okay, kids are screaming, I gotta jam.

Talk to you soon,

Red