Tuesday, April 27, 2010
POW (Pearl of Wisdom)
I was just having trouble coming up with the subject of an email I just sent, so I clicked on the subject "button/generator" in my yahoo account, it came up with:
for a fish and finger pie
the honey that burns
Hazards of storing plutonium in Tupperware
I'm going through a shrinking spurt
My motivational speaking tour
I like eggs
Do Not Read
re: please don't call me a chinchilla
This is the first email of your new life
None of which seemed very appropriate, so I settled for 'hey'. Original, right? But at least my message probably wont get sent to the spam filter.
I'm kind of sad I didn't put: Hey, panini head! But that didn't quite fit either, because I'm not exactly Gordon Ramsay on my favorite episode of Kitchen Nightmares.